I've decided that I want to have a better understanding of patron saints of Catholicism, simply so I can make jokes that reference saints. Like when I see someone in a car accident, I can chuckle to my friends, "Where was St. Christopher on that one?!"

What are some others you recommend I know?

Amid the constant sea of activity in my life, one assumes he can go to work and find a "safe zone" there: no peer pressure, no guilt, no fear. I work with Chris and Grant, though, so I know of no such safe zone. My work social life (the social life I have at work) is a living hell. Sure, there are some kind people at Red Hat: there's a nice gentleman named Venkat who smiles every time he sees you in the hallway. There's Monty, a man whose mood swing sine curve appears to resemble a straight line. There's Roger, who always greets you with a smile and a story (even if he uses the language of a retired sailor or an air conditioner repairman).

And then you've got Chris and Grant, Red Hat's resident tyrants. I sometimes refer to them as Pol Pot and Marshall Tito, respectively. Oh, that poor, poor goose. Or wait, was it a swan? I don't remember. But I digress. I'm bored, actually. Sitting at the BMW dealer, waiting for my regularly-scheduled service to be complete.

These two guys demand fresh content, so I'm going to give them FRESH CONTENT:





Mmmmmmm... don't those fresh fruits and vegetables look delicious?

Antoni Gaudi's Casa Vicens is for sale. http://www.casavicens.es/. It was his first important architectural work, took 6 years to complete, and measures over 12,000 square feet. Anyone want to back me up on a loan? Thanks in advance.